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The Perils Of Vancouverites
Day of Judgment.....
        A fellow died one day and found himself waiting in a long line for
        As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed
to march right through the gates of Heaven, but others, though, were
led over to Satan who threw them into a burning firepit. Every so often,
instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss the soul
to one side in a small pile. After watching Satan do this several
times, the fellow's curiosity got the better of him.
        So he strolled over and tapped Satan on the shoulder. "Excuse me,
Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment,  but I
couldn't help wondering why are you tossing those people aside instead
of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others."
        "Ah," Satan said  with a grin. "They are from Vancouver; they're too
wet to burn!"
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